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Comic strips:

  1. Heavenly Nostrils by D.C. Simpson.
  2. xkcd - Hilarious for computer and math geeks; probably largely incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. Little Dee - An absolutely adorable little strip by Chris Baldwin.

Food:

  1. Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches
  2. Fun With Grapes - A Case Study.
  3. Physical properties of a Twinkie: An analysis.

Computer humor:

Please note that if a piece is unattributed, it's simply because I don't know who the original author was. If you know, please email me so I can give credit where credit is due.

  1. The Jargon Dictionary - Not really a humor link, but I find it a lot of fun to browse.
  2. Ever wonder why we've never heard from aliens Out There? Here's why.
  3. Unix and C Hoaxes Revealed!
  4. In the beginning...
  5. The Brag of the Brainsucker - The more you remember from the 8-bit era, the funnier this is.
  6. One question geek test
  7. Internet nerd quiz - now more of a museum exhibit of early Internet life than an actual quiz.
  8. A Problem in the Making
  9. Vehicles to Cruise the Infobahn
  10. IBM service bulletin on mouse balls.
  11. The Programmer's Quick Guide to the Languages, or How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot.
  12. Microsoft vs. the Borg
  13. As a public service, here's a quick and easy flame form. Save it to disk for the next time you're reading Usenet!
  14. You know you're addicted to the Internet when...
  15. Top Ten Signs That You're an Internet Geek.
  16. SCSI FAQ
  17. The Ten Commandments for C programmers.
  18. The Nine Types of Computer User.
  19. Know Your Sysadmin - A Field Guide.
  20. An RFC for a new MIME extension.
  21. The life of a sysadmin.
  22. The Ten Usenet Commandments
  23. pshift (new UNIX utility)
  24. Vaxen, My Children, Just Don't Belong In Some Places.
  25. McDonnell-Douglas warranty registration card.
  26. In my day...
  27. Nerd poetry, and some pretty unique stuff at that.
  28. Some of the more amusing error messages I've gotten.
  29. Some proposed additions to the PDP-11 instruction set.
  30. The Index of Cruftidity - Verity Stob's scale of computer decay.
  31. Become an instant Web 2.0 developer - Verity Stob explains the different web versions.
  32. In the beginning, there was the flowchart... - Verity Stob on software diagramming.

The Dreaded "Miscellaneous:"

  1. Public service message from the Coalition to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide.
  2. Unpacking instructions
  3. Memo on Special High-Intensity Training.
  4. Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
  5. If you're driving at the speed of light and you...
  6. You MAY be a Michigander if...
  7. Standard rail gauge, or How Mil Specs Live Forever.
  8. A handy list of tools you might find in the average car nut's garage.
  9. From Actual Military "Squawk Sheets"
  10. Be careful inviting engineers to parties.
  11. The Top 10 Things Engineering School Didn't Teach.
  12. In the beginning, there was The Bird.
  13. The 5 Stages of Drunkenness.
  14. Akin's Laws of Spacecraft Design.
  15. The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything.
  16. The Tamagothi Homepage
  17. Bob Sokol teaches you how to build a Boatmobile.
  18. The Brunching Shuttlecocks - A web comic (in the new section) and lots of hilarious ratings of random things (in the old section.)
  19. Book-A-Minute. Don't have time to read it all? Check out these ultra-condensed books.
  20. Need a zero-volume bottle? Searching for a one-sided surface? Want the ultimate in non-orientability? Get an ACME Klein Bottle!
  21. Joseph Nebus's MiSTings - fanfics, USENET posts, and other Internet detrius given the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment.
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